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Offline Hermann Von Voltstrangler

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I'm Back
« on: January 22, 2014, 02:08:23 AM »
I found the keys to that silly white jacket that they wrapped me up in. And, they were silly enough to leave a computer near by.

Cheers.

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Re: I'm Back
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2014, 08:51:17 AM »
Welcome back , I see they have taken your special back to front coat with straps off you !
It's nice to be free ,as long as the medication is kept topped up .





As anyone seen my pet brick ?

Offline Rob S

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Re: I'm Back
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2014, 09:13:49 AM »
Aha!!! So Hermann, how have you been? It seems a very long time ago that we last had a chance to talk, you'll no doubt remember that we were actually allowed into the exercise area together, because of some oversight by the wonderful, but over worked Nurse Ratchett. Last time we discussed the possibility of forming the ultimate Band sadly we would need a new Bass Player as Andy Mass "The Thumb" will be unable to join us for the foreseeable future as his sentence has just been extended to Life +1000 years! They found him communicating with a girl called "Sharon", who apparently comes from somewhere called Essex.
"I am not a lunatic. I have the psychiatric report to prove it. A slender majority of the panel decided in my favour."

If you lend someone ?20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.

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Re: I'm Back
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2014, 09:49:00 AM »
Welcome back Mr. Von Voltstrangler!

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« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2014, 03:26:04 PM »
Wasn?t Von Voltstrangler the inventor of rehydrated water! , only a mastermind or a complete mad hatter could come up with the formula for powdered water   . :o

Just think , no more manmade lakes  to cover against drought .
Safely travel across deserts knowing  you have plenty of powdered water .
Explore other planets ????????. Its endless  :cool:

Offline Hermann Von Voltstrangler

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Re: I'm Back
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2014, 10:10:37 PM »
Thank you gents! I've been trying to top the dehydrated water. Been looking for Old Cringe to help with the chemicals. Just need to keep him from passing gas whilst on the Mulled Fantas.

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« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2014, 02:03:07 PM »
I have been reading about you on Wikipedia !     

Apparently you are also famous as the inventer of the silent explosive   >:D

The steering wheel shape on the Austin Alegro .

The P.A.F ejected seat for helicopters .

We are very honerd to have such an esteemed inventor on the forum . PLEASE keep us updated of any developments that you are working on in your shed .

 

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