New spine, preferably with all discs the right thickness and not squeezing the nerves.
New eyes, so I don?t have to look like someone who has just climbed of a world war one bi-plane.
New brains, so I don?t keep forgetting things, but this one has hardly been used so don?t understand why.
Oh God, it?s an age thing isn?t it
? I?m turning into my Dad, the original Victor Meldrew .
Take pity on this old fart and if you have to reply to any of my posts, please type slowly and repeat till I understand .
Now then ,what was I saying !